McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
n0vivi:
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS
SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT
YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS
YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS
THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME
NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”
QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS
THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES
babyklupcakes:
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
tea-and-tumblr:
deathbycas:
oncomingbeth:
mrthorinton:
youmeatpurgatory:
improbablenormality:
1chainz:
boomitsnialler:
take a deep breath and repeat after me:
- i am not a letter grade
- i am not a gpa
- i am not a statistic
- i am not just a student
- i am good at something
- i am more than what an institution tells me i am
- i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
- i am a high functioning sociopath
- do your research
- i am an angel of the lord
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
nathanieljosephruess:
LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT BANDOM IS NEVER MENTIONED IN THOSE COMPREHENSIVE TUMBLR FANDOM LISTS ITS LIKE BANDOM IS THAT COUSIN IN JAIL THAT YOU DONT MENTION AT FAMILY REUNIONS
attackofthepartycannon:
zeldalovexd:
the-fate-of-the-bbc:
stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
AWSOME
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH HOW THE FUCK
aahhhhh
this is so cool
rhapsody-tardisblue:
kanayas-quivering-member:
nerdocity:
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.
HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.
mixedbyziggy:
- rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby
- become a national hero
- pull an even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims
- media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record.
wonderful time to be black in america.
useyourwandbro:
dives-and-divas:
I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
larryrickardfan:
g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:
myeightcents:
biberoni:
heartoffire:
mylittleferret:
manndyy:
erasemeezy:
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE
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