here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
NO THANK YOU HUMAN.
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- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
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Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.
It’s all you. It’s you, Stiles. You killed your mother. You hear me? You killed her and now you’re killing me.
[sputtered Chinese curse in surprise]
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